So, Kaylan has to get up at 5:45 AM tomorrow, and she tells me, "I have to get up earlier than God."
My response: "Really! So God gets up at 7 AM Pacific Standard Time?"
Kaylan: "Yes! Maybe he sets his alarm early, but he hits the snooze button, I'm sure."
Ha ha ha ha. Sorry if that's not funny to you, but it was funny to me.