Okay, there's this site called my pet fat. It's kind of taken from the idea of the pet rocks, except it's a blob of simulated fat that you carry around with you to remind yourself not to eat fatty foods, like cheeseburgers or bacon, or something. You can buy it in several sizes, ranging from 1 oz. to 5 lbs. (pictured above, and setting you back $90). What WILL they think of next?

*ps-Hannah, I got this from ljc's site, too!