Aaah! We have ants in the dorm! They go all the way around, and they're gradually working their way inwards, so that they can EAT US ALIVE! Or maybe not. But they are all over the walls. Dylan suggests that we get a pet anteater to help solve the problem. I thought that was an awesome idea, so I looked up anteaters on the internet. Unfortunately, they only live in tropical, humid climates. And apparently they eat about 30,000 ants a day. Hm...I don't think even we have QUITE that many ants.