NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Life as I know it is rapidly collapsing around me. What's going on? Where have all the morals gone? Has true poetry ceased to exist? Can you handle my infinite nature?

Ok, I stole that last line from a movie. But seriously, a crisis has occurred. My all-time favorite band, The White Stripes, has signed on to do a commercial for COCA COLA.

Says Jack White: "I've been offered the opportunity to write a song in a way which interests me as a songwriter."

WHATEVER, Jack. There are no excuses for your behavior. I always thought you were cool because you were AGAINST hawking lame commerical products just to get some cash. . . what happened?

I will NEVER get over this. *

*Well, maybe I will. Give me a week or two.